I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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