We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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