Can i not drive my cunt home
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
