I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just googled if crying burns calories
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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