I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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