Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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You need a sexual gate keeper
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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