You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Randomize