when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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Have fun and good luck.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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