from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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