I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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