Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize