You can't special order awesome
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.