You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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