Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
