i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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