32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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