I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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