One girl and one boy is just not enough.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I can text with my tongue
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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