My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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