my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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