like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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