I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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