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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night

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• (818): View more from California

  I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"

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• (415): View more from California

  I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.

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  I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door

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