I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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