But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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