This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Porn is love you can see.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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