you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
