wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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