there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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