I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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