I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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