hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I want a musical about memes.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
