I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just google imaged poop.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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