At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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