Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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