sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just blew my weed a kiss
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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