she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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