I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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