the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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