Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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