let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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