Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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