I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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