His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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