my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I said "one day" and that day is not today
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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