Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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