WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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