We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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