sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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