Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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