this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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