No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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