guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave