She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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