would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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